Month: March 2011

The Biblical Remix – You Got Pegged

March 31, 2011

The Biblical Remix – You Got Pegged

Judges 4:13-23 – http://bit.ly/f2MU3r

Having been oppressed for twenty years by King Jabin, God provides a deliverer for Israel in the man of Barak. Barak and his army put a smack down on Sisera, the commander of King Jabin’s army.

In fear, Sisera runs away and hides in the tent of a woman named Jael.  While Sisera is sleeping, Jael takes a hammer and drives a peg through Sisera’s temple.

In the background this Chaka Demus song is playing:

“Murder she wrote, Na na na, Murder she wrote, Murder she wrote…”

The Biblical Remix – Amazing Ruth

March 24, 2011

The Biblical Remix – Amazing Ruth

Ruth 2:1-13 – http://bit.ly/gCrU57

Having heard of how Naomi, a foreigner & a widow, had taken care of her mother-in-law and had left her hometown to live amongst people she did not know, Boaz showed kindness to Naomi.  Fully impressed, he instructed her to pick up produce left by his reapers on his property and to feel free to drink water when thirsty.

As he spoke with her this Bruno Mars song played in the background:

“And when u smile, The whole worlds stops & stares for awhile, Cause girl you’re amazing, Just the way u are”

The Biblical Remix – Super Freak

March 17, 2011

The Biblical Remix – Super Freak

Genesis 39:1-12 – http://bit.ly/ieMVIk

Sold into slavery, Joseph quickly became the head person in charge of his master’s house. Time and time again his master’s wife would try to get freaky with Joseph but Joseph would not sin against God and his master.

One day while no one was around, his master’s wife grabbed Joseph by his clothes so she could get her freak on but Joseph bounced and left her with his jacket.

As he ran out the room this Rick James song was playing in the background:

“She’s a super freak, super freak, She’s super-freaky, yow”

The Biblical Remix – No Diggity

March 11, 2011

The Biblical Remix – No Diggity

Genesis 38:12-19 – http://bit.ly/dYFnV4

Having recently become a widower, Judah took a trip to have a good time in Timnah.  En route he saw what he thought was a prostitute (which was actually his daughter-in-law in disguise – please read entire chapter for full understanding).

As he was kicking game to get in her pants this Blackstreet song played in the background:

“I like the way you work it, No diggity, I got to bag it up, Bag it up…”

The Biblical Remix – David Wins

March 3, 2011

The Biblical Remix – David Wins

1 Samuel 18:5-7 – http://bit.ly/e9wXJY

King Saul place David as the head of the army. While returning from slaughtering the Philistine enemy, the ladies from all the cities came out singing and dancing about David’s victory.

The DJ in the background gave props to David by blasting this Khaled song:

“All I do is win, win, win no matter what…Every time I step up in the building, Everybody hands go up, And they stay there”