The Biblical Remix – Getting By

The Biblical Remix – Getting By

Genesis 12:10-20 – http://bit.ly/fjR3mc

Due to a famine, Abram decided to bounce to Egypt with his wife Sarai. Shook at the idea the Egyptians would kill him to get Sarai, he had her agree to say she was his sister (in actuality a half-truth – read Gen 20:12).

As they walked side by side in Egypt this Method Man/Mary J song played in the background:

“You’re all, I need to get by, ahhhh, You’re all, I need…”

The Biblical Remix – Drink On

The Biblical Remix – Drink On

Daniel 5:1-4 – http://bit.ly/fyx6dL

While getting his drink on w/ his peoples, King Belshazzar unwisely requested to drink fr the gold & silver drinking glasses taken fr the holy temple in Jerusalem.

As the wine flowed freely, the King sang this Trey Songz hook:

“Bottoms up, bottoms up, ey what’s in ya cup, Got a couple bottles, but a couple ain’t enough, Bottoms up, bottoms up, throw ur hands up, Tell security we bout…”

The Biblical Remix – Foxy Woman

The Biblical Remix – Foxy Woman

This foxy immoral woman was definitely looking to get her freak on when she saw this simple dude walking down the street late at night. She rolled up on him, kissed him & seduced him to her bed.

As the dude walked into her home, this Foxy Brown/Blackstreet song played in the background:

“Oooooh baby, Gotta get you home with me tonight, Uh-oh, Uh-oh”

Proverbs 7:14-18http://bit.ly/if4iwD

The Biblical Remix – CREAM

The Biblical Remix – CREAM

Judas went to the chief priests scheming to make some money if he would set Jesus up.  As they counted off 30 pieces of silver to Judas to seal the deal in betraying Jesus, this Wu-Tang song played in the background:

“Cash Rules Everything Around Me, CREAM, Get the money, Dollar dollar bill y’all”

Matthew 26:14-16 – http://bit.ly/fSitDK