The Biblical Remix – Jesus’ Parents

The Biblical Remix – Jesus’ Parents

Jose was not the baby daddy so he was ready to bounce on the pregnant Maria. Before God intervened by speaking to Jose through a dream, Jose was singing this Chris Brown song:

“I’m chuckin my deuces up to her, I’m movin’ on to something better, better, better, No more tryin’ to make it work, You made me wanna say bye-bye, say bye-bye…”

Matt 1:18-21 – http://bit.ly/by2y8G

The Biblical Remix – Hosea & His Wife

The Biblical Remix – Hosea & His Wife

God commanded Hosea to love his wife Gomer, even though she behaved like a hoe (mirroring the adulterous behavior of the people of Israel).

In talking with her I imagined Hosea singing BizMarkie’s song:

“Oh Baby you, you got what I need, But you say he’s just a friend, But you say he’s just a friend. Oh Baby you…”

Hosea 3:1-3 – http://bit.ly/bHiFql

The Biblical Remix – David Gone Crazy

The Biblical Remix – David Gone Crazy

While taking refuge in the land of his enemy, David’s spot was blown because the people knew about his military history in Israel. Standing before King Achish, David heard this Seal song and took note:

“But we’re never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy…crazy. No we’re never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy…”

1 Samuel 21:10-14 – http://bit.ly/dzp1PW


The Biblical Remix – Cain Not Able

The Biblical Remix – Cain Not Able

Cain was not able to manage his anger very well.  Right before he attacked his brother Abel, the lyrics from a Grandmaster Flash song were playing in his head:

Don’t push me ‘cuz I’m close to the edge, I’m trying not to lose my head, Uh huh ha ha ha, It’s like a jungle sometimes, It makes me wonder how I keep from going under

Genesis 4:5-8 – http://bit.ly/caT3bV