The Biblical Remix – Samson

The Biblical Remix – Samson

When Samson saw one of the women of the Philistines, he told his parents to go get her as a wife for him.  Samson said “She pleases me well”.  I imagine this Michael Jackson song was playing in the background:

“The way you make me feel (The way you make me feel), You really turn me on (You really turn me on, You knock me off my feet…”

Judges 14:1-3 – http://bit.ly/9lYqY1

The Biblical Remix – Job & His Friends

The Biblical Remix – Job & His Friends

Having lost so much, Job was in much pain & very despondent. Unfortunately his “friends” did not give him any comfort.  In the midst of their “advice”, I am sure these words from DMX were in Job’s mind:

“Y’all gon’ make me lose my mind, Up in Here, Up in Here, Y’all gon’ make me go all out, Up in Here, Up in Here, Y’all gon’ make me act a Fool…”

Job 17:1-2 – http://bit.ly/cgIUO2

The Biblical Remix – David Defeats Goliath

The Biblical Remix – David Defeats Goliath

After David killed Goliath with the sling and stone, he took Goliath’s sword from its sheath.  He then cut off Goliath’s head.  At this moment, I believe this Michael Jackson song was playing in David’s mind:

“Because I’m Bad, I’m Bad, You Know It, You Know I’m Bad, I’m Bad, You Know, And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now Just To Tell You Once Again, Who’s Bad…”

1 Samuel 17:48-51 – http://bit.ly/a3HSrx

The Biblical Remix – Children of Israel Cross The Red Sea

The Biblical Remix – Children of Israel Cross The Red Sea

When Moses raises his staff, the waters part to the left and the right. As the children of Israel cross over on dry land, I hear this soundtrack playing by DJ Unk: “Now Walk It Out. Now Walk It Out. Now Walk It Out. Now Walk It Out. West Side Walk It Out. South Side Walk It Out. East Side Walk It Out. North Side Walk It Out.”

Exodus 14:21-22 – http://bit.ly/a6V34W